Happened upon a journalist in a deep hole with a broken shovel, so I lowered a ladder. He responded with, which end do I dig with?
“Happened upon a journalist in a deep hole with a broken shovel, so I lowered a ladder. He responded with, which end do I dig with?’
lol! Either that, or the journalist would insist you cut the ladder in half (i.e., too short to reach the top) so he could ensure proper wealth redistribution. ;-)