[17th Miss Regt]

In the Seminary Valley section of Alexandria there are quite a few streets named after Confederates. Names like Pickett, Owen, Naylor, Latham, Rutland, Mansfield and so on. Maybe they should rename them “People’s Street # 14”, “People’s Street # 15” and so on. Maybe rename Taney Avenue as “Avenue of Revolutionary Consciousness”.

[Publius]

And they'll rename the high school Communist Martyrs High.

(old Firesign Theater reference)