I keep hearing this, but it's wrong. Fossilized dung can be polished. They call it coprolite. You can make jewelry out of it.
A suggested alternative headline:
“You can’t polish a turd.”
You win this thread! It is about polishing a turd!
Says Hillary in her fake southern black drawl:
"I ain't noways turd."
Mythbusters polished the scat of lions and ostriches. They had to dry them out, pulverize them and shape them into spheres before polishing, though. Unlikely Hillary will subject herself to such physical torture, I suspect.
Just as you cannot fake good kids, you cannot make clinton out to be anything but a two bit political whore.
A suggested alternative headline:
“You can’t polish a turd.”
Is that like putting lipstick on a pig?