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Hillary book getting bombed on Amazon--Hilarious reviews.
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Posted on 09/16/2016 8:30:48 PM PDT by moonhawk

"...1.0 out of 5 starsUnbelievable turn of events.......... By Daniel B. on September 14, 2016 Format: Paperback I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway..."

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Stronger Together" is not being received favorably by reviewers on Amazon.

Go read some for a good laugh. Above is the first review.

Anyone have Hillary's email address to send her the link?

1 posted on 09/16/2016 8:30:48 PM PDT by moonhawk
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The chapter where Hillbilly talks about her battle with Parkinson's Disease was difficult to read. Difficult because it was missing from the book.

hahahaha

2 posted on 09/16/2016 8:35:27 PM PDT by relictele (Principiis obsta & Finem respice - Resist The Beginnings & Consider The Ends.)
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To: moonhawk

someone copy the reviews before Amazon (leftist liberal management) takes them down!


3 posted on 09/16/2016 8:36:03 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero.)
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To: relictele

LOL!


4 posted on 09/16/2016 8:37:41 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: moonhawk

Oh, man my wife and I are cracking up reading these reviews. Thanks for the heads up!


5 posted on 09/16/2016 8:39:28 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: moonhawk

Oh my! That is funny!


6 posted on 09/16/2016 8:39:43 PM PDT by SisterK (its a spiritual war)
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1.0 out of 5 stars Unbelievable turn of events.........., September 14, 2016 By Daniel B. This review is from: Stronger Together (Paperback) I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier.

Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report abuse | Permalink Too funny!!

7 posted on 09/16/2016 8:39:50 PM PDT by luv2ndamend (Same party, different letter. When the shtf, hug a politician.)
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“What a horrible book. I got brain damage after 4 pages and lost my shoe.”


8 posted on 09/16/2016 8:41:08 PM PDT by combat_boots (MSM: We lie to you sheep at the slaughterhouse to keep you calm during slaughter)
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Someone needs to paint a Hitler mustache on Tim Kaine to match his Nazi salute on the cover of this book.


9 posted on 09/16/2016 8:41:45 PM PDT by fireman15 (The USA will be toast if the Democrats are able to take the Presidency in 2016)
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ROFLMAO


10 posted on 09/16/2016 8:42:24 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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“1.0 out of 5 starsI thought I was buying an adhesive
ByScott K.on September 16, 2016
Format: Paperback
I thought “Stronger Together” was going to be some kind of crazy glue adhesive to keep my shoes from falling off when I collapse and have to be shoved into a van like a slab of meat. But it’s just a book about a dumb story without a happy ending; turns out I needed to read Bill’s book for that.
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LOL


11 posted on 09/16/2016 8:42:31 PM PDT by luv2ndamend (Same party, different letter. When the shtf, hug a politician.)
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Omg. And I thought freepers had quick wit. I could barely get thru the first ten reviews. Havent laughed this hard since... Well... Never


12 posted on 09/16/2016 8:43:00 PM PDT by Donnafrflorida (Thru Him all things are possible.)
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To: faithhopecharity
someone copy the reviews before Amazon (leftist liberal management) takes them down!

Jeff Bezos, multi-billionaire founder of Amazon.com bought the Washington Post in 2013 for cash. Before this purchase, WaPo was shedding employees at regular intervals as its readership and advertising revenue was going down. Now it has no need to make a profit as it it the personal propaganda sheet for the Democratic Party. Similar deal with Mexican multi-billionaire (TracFone) Carlos Slim who rescued the NY Times.

13 posted on 09/16/2016 8:43:59 PM PDT by Freee-dame
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To: moonhawk

Thanks for this-I read the top rated reviews to my teen sons and had them laughing (even after a tough loss in overtime tonight). Funny!!


14 posted on 09/16/2016 8:45:22 PM PDT by NorthstarMom (God says debt is a curse and children are a blessing, yet we apply for loans and prevent pregnancy.)
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To: moonhawk
I blew my catheter tube laughing at this!

The review & the responses are great.

15 posted on 09/16/2016 8:46:31 PM PDT by gubamyster
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To: moonhawk
Quite frankly, I have never read more self-entitled dribble. I ended up passing out and had to be dragged into my bed, ended up losing a shoe.

or

Even though I did not pay for it, I want my money back

16 posted on 09/16/2016 8:48:55 PM PDT by SisterK (its a spiritual war)
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To: moonhawk

I read the 5 star reviews a lot of them are funny too.


17 posted on 09/16/2016 8:49:39 PM PDT by tiki
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submitted my review. Wonder if it will get published... I did not use any naughty words.


18 posted on 09/16/2016 8:51:39 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: Freee-dame

Amazon works pretty well as.a mail order outfit. It’s too bad that money is going into the wash post — that rag lies almost as much as ahilLIARy


19 posted on 09/16/2016 8:51:56 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero.)
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To: moonhawk

Saw a copy of it in the Loo. All the pages still present so I assume it is utterly useless. Buy a Sears Catalog.


20 posted on 09/16/2016 8:53:08 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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