That boy, I say, that boy is about as sharp as a cue ball.
Next thing you know, he’s going to blame Trump for Hillary being behind in the polls.
I wish just once Gutfeld would make a wisecrack about telling Juan about the rabbits.
He’s nuttier than a squirrel eating a fruitcake!
How Foghorn Leghorn would respond to him:
“Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.”
“That kid’s about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.”
“Nice boy but he’s got more nerve than a bum tooth.”
“Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap – full of mice.”
“He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.”
“Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off.”
“This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.”
“Kid don’t quit talkin’ so much he’ll get his tongue sunburned.”
“I got, I say I got this journalist that’s as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.”
“Stop, I say stop it boy! You’re doin’ alot of choppin’ but no chips are flyin’.”
“This boy’s making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin’ a fit on a tin roof.”