Maybe it is because Anthony Scrima is probably the most boring speaker on the face of the erf! If you cannot fill some seats after three years of trying, it is probably not the attendees fault, but the fault of the speaker.
Invite Milo to bring his Dangerous Faggot tour by.
People will come to that!
The way it is worded, “these seats won’t fill up” almost sounds like it is the seats’ fault. Maybe the seats are in cahoots with the guns. These inanimate objects are pretty sly.