You aren't an idiot, SoFlo. It's a bad joke, as I said. The Hatch Act prohibits politicking by federal workers on the job. So if I say something about either candidate, good or bad, that would be a violation of the Hatch Act.
This is why I don't give up my day job...lol.
Ooooh, I see. Kind of like the old Steve Martin “ Plumber’s Convention” bit... check it out.