Her “husband” however....
Is probably the last person in the world who would want to have sex with her.
Well now, I’m suffering from a conundrum...
On the one hand I find the thought deplorable, but as a deplorable person (by her definition), I couldn’t find myself up to the task of even rising to the occasion, so perhaps I’m not a deplorable (by her definition).
What to do? Or... What me worry?