More likely Patriots than Jews this time, though.
Which reminds me of a joke that used to be about two Jewish guys, that I rewrote to keep the humor and lose the hatred.
Two businessmen from New York met in a luxury community in Florida, each appearing very prosperous. They had been acquaintances but had lost touch, and started a conversation. One said "Last time I saw you, business wasn't so hot. Looks like you did OK, though."
"Well", the other answered, "We had a rough time for a couple of years, but then there was a fire and we lost everything. But the insurance paid off, so we retired and moved down here. How about you? I recall you were having some problems a while back."
"Yeah, it went downhill for a while. But we had a flood that wiped us out. We took the insurance payout and moved down here too."
The other asked "So, how do you start a flood?"
NOT intended to imply that Jews can't be Patriots! Maybe both!