Posted on 09/11/2016 10:04:01 AM PDT by WMarshal
The media, the Democrat Party, Hillary's handlers, and the turncoat #NeverTrump'ers are reminiscent of the shopkeeper in the Monty Python "Dead Parrot" sketch.
Yes yes yes perfect!
MSM: She was just pinin’.
USA: “Pining?” Pining for what?
MSM: For continuation of a ruthless oligarchy that grinds Americans under its heel every day, strike that—for better days.
USA: OK.
I made the post to help any leftists trolls on FR, of which many are huge Monty Python fans, see how ridiculous the “Hillary is healthy” actually is.
Her handlers need to send her to Miracle Max - wouldn’t be much he could do for her if she were dead, but he’s pretty good with those who are mostly dead.
The other misleading “headline frame” being used by the MSM is she’s feeling much better or feeling fine now”. Here’s a clip apropos of that one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8KdtJOCzOU
A liberal enters the party headquarters
Mr. Chris Matthews: I wish to complain about this candidate what I nominated not half a month ago from this very party.
Wasserman Schultz: Oh yes, the, uh, the Clinton female ... What’s, uh ... What’s wrong with ‘er?
Mr. Chris Matthews: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with ‘er, my lad. ‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with ‘er!
Wasserman Schultz: No, no, ‘e’s uh,... she’s resting.
Mr. Chris Matthews: Look, matey, I know a dead candidate when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.
Wasserman Schultz: No no she’s not dead, she’s, she’s restin’! Remarkable candidate, the Clinton female, idn’ she, ay? Beautiful pantsuits!
Mr. Chris Matthews: The pantsuits don’t enter into it. She’s stone dead.
Wasserman Schultz: Nononono, no, no! ‘E’s resting!
Mr. Chris Matthews: All right then, if she’s restin’, I’ll wake her up! (shouting at the candidate) ‘Ello, Miss ‘Illary Clinton! I’ve got a lovely fresh Huma kiss for you if you show ...
(Wasserman Schultz hits the ambulance)
Wasserman Schultz: There, she moved!
Mr. Chris Matthews: No, she didn’t, that was you hitting the ambulance!
Wasserman Schultz: I never!!
Mr. Chris Matthews: Yes, you did!
Wasserman Schultz: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Chris Matthews: (yelling and hitting the ambulance repeatedly) ‘ELLO Miss ‘Illary!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!
(Takes candidate out of the ambulance and thumps her head on the pavement. Throws her up in the air and watches her plummet to the asphalt.)
Mr. Chris Matthews: Now that’s what I call a dead candidate.
Wasserman Schultz: No, no.....No, she’s stunned!
Mr. Chris Matthews: STUNNED?!?
Wasserman Schultz: Yeah! You stunned her, just as she was wakin’ up! Clinton females stun easily, major.
Mr. Chris Matthews: Um ... now look ... now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That candidate is definitely deceased, and when I nominated her not ‘alf a month ago, you assured me that her total lack of humanity was due to her bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged face to face with Huma.
Wasserman Schultz: Well, she’s ... she’s, ah ... probably pining for the Fords.
Mr. Chris Matthews: PININ’ for the FORDS?!?!?!? She hated all republicans, calls them “deplorable”, even Gerald Ford. What kind of talk is that?, look, why did she fall flat on her back the moment we got her out of the ceremony?
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