The Clinton Campaign Recovery Staff have been hard at work, trying to figure out how to explain away these coughing fits.
After harried late night focus group testing, come tomorrow, the Clinton staff will have various Democratic Party supporting news networks give out statements that Donald Trump is a Voodoo Priest, and has been needling a voodoo doll of Hillary Clinton in the throat whenever she makes a public appearance.
“...that Donald Trump is a Voodoo Priest, and has been needling a voodoo doll of Hillary Clinton in the throat whenever she makes a public appearance.”
Here it comes
The sound of drums...
Here come the drums, here come the drums.
You are my voodoo child, my voodoo child!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jZBbywqlw
They will roll out Cajun Jim Carville who will explain why Hillary is the picture of health
Bad call. She needs the Hatian vote! Can’t have them thinking Trump has stronger ju-ju.
“After harried late night focus group testing, come tomorrow, the Clinton staff will...”
- Start a war with Russia
- Do something crazier in Syria
- Do something domestically that will shock the US.
- etc.