Posted on 09/05/2016 3:37:26 PM PDT by eastforker
The full text of the questions asked in yesterday’s farcical “press conference” :
A smiling Clinton, holding a roll of papers in her left hand, says to the press, “Hey guys! Welcome to our big plane! (Press responds, “Hi!”) It’s so exciting!”
First question to Clinton, “What do you think?”
Clinton replies, “I think it’s pretty cool, don’t you?”
Clinton talks over the second question, “How does it feel to…” and leans over the reporter telling him, “You’re supposed to say yes.” (Laughter from reporters.)
Third question, “Are you glad to have all of us with you?”
Clinton, “I am so happy to have all of you with me!”
Fourth question, “Have you missed us?”
Clinton, “I’ve been just waiting for this moment. And I’m thrill…No, really and I’ll come back and talk to you more formally but I wanted to welcome you onto the plane!”
Fifth question, “How was your Labor Day weekend?”
Clinton, “It was good! It was really good, yeah! We had a good time, the last moment of…(Clinton exaggerates a relaxing exhaling to demonstrate calm.)”
Clinton interrupts her reply to greet Showtime’s Mark McKinnon who is filming a documentary program on the election, “Hello Mark! I recognize your hat. How are you? I’m glad you’re here!”
Clinton finishes her reply to the Labor Day weekend question, “Yeah, last moment before the mad dash–the next two months. So I hope you guys are ready. And uh…
Sixth question, “Are you ready?”
Clinton, “I’m ready. I’m more than ready. (To staffer) Are you ready Ruhn? (sp)
Clinton staffer, “Very ready.”
Clinton, “Has Ruhn (sp) been taking good care of you?”
Press, “Yeah, he’s great. He has”
Staffer, “They are lying. (Laughter.) It’s been great.”
Clinton, “It really has been, how long have you been working for me now?”
Staffer, “Uh, two-and-a-half years?”
Clinton, “Two-and-a-half years. He started right out of, you were still, still in college?
Reporter, “Right out of Penn!”
Clinton, “Right out of Penn!”
Reporter, “Stole him right out of college.”
Clinton, “I know, I know. We’re so happy.”
Reporter, “Happy Labor Day!”
Clinton, “What?”
Reporter, “Happy Labor Day!”
Clinton, “Happy Labor Day! I know, it’s exactly right.”
Reporter, “Do you have a Labor Day message?”
Clinton, “Oh, I do. You’ll hear it. (Makes thumbs up gesture with right hand.) I definitely, I definitely do. If you want more happy Labor Days you know who to voter for!” (Laughter.)
Clinton waves, “Thanks. I’ll come back later. Bye!”
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I’m surprised she hasn’t had any coughing fits around attractive young women, a la Humbert in Lolita.
Ok. The numerous ah’s during one sentence is her way of stalling for time too. Love your tagline.
many people know of someone (family member, relative, friend, etc.) that has Parkinson’s and can clearly see the symptoms.
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I have an Essential Tremor, the symptoms some what mock Parkinson’s. There is no definitive test to determine Parkinson’s. The doctor observes the patient over a period of time until it becomes evident whether or not the patient has Parkinson’s, unless the patient already displays all the symptoms.
I went to an oral surgeon (D.D.S.-M.D.) and the first thing he asked me is, “How long have you had Parkinson’s”?
Clinton, “Right out of Penn!”
Hillary misheard him. He actually said, "right out of the pen".
no problem, just splice her head to a suitable substrate, like, a rubber plant,
its not like she has a soul to tote along with her,
Of course it is, wink wink
All year long. A small compilation.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W5B4TEh5pm0
yes. I think she has declining muscular strength in her throat. You nailed it.
Them darned old cigars of Bill’s...
If she were losing weight we could go with lung cancer...I think.
The plane is a Press Cage.
by caging the press a press conference can be avoided
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