[Vigilanteman]

When I was a young man and copped my first look at a Playboy magazine, I figured out that even that much of a look at woman's private parts turned my brain into oatmeal and another part of my body into stone.

Men? Yuck. They were good for playing sports and going fishing with.

[tuffydoodle]

“When I was a young man and copped my first look at a Playboy magazine, I figured out that even that much of a look at woman’s private parts turned my brain into oatmeal and another part of my body into stone.”

Never drink tea when reading freeper comments.