Oh, you had to mention English Leather! I hated that stuff, especially when guys would come to class in college after having dumped 1/2 a bottle on themselves.
Well, it was my first cologne, a Christmas gift from Mom
And I remember she said “wear it sparingly”.
Which I did . .and still do
But I get what you’re saying . . . A cardinal sin is for a guy to wear his pants too short and his cologne too thick