I think that I’m going to start “identifying” myself as a “minority”. Native American would be cool. Nah. Too many honky libs are already using that one. I’ll think of one.
Left handedness should definitely be at the top of the list. It affects 10-15% of the population and knows no racial boundaries. This “affliction” has been demonized in many cultures for thousands of years, and its “victims” are handicapped in a variety of ways, such as gear boxes and stair rails on the right and a paucity of desks for lefties in the classroom. And don’t get me started on self-esteem issues. I’m still traumatized by having to use regular scissors!