Posted on 08/24/2016 8:13:47 AM PDT by fishtank
There’s another good one on the cover of “Unclear on the Concept.” Someone water-skiing behind the ark. Not at all demeaning of the message, just funny.
https://www.amazon.com/Mister-Boffo-Unclear-Joe-Martin/dp/0974596760
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>> “OK, so which Creation story has the factual order of Creation?” <<
The one that the creator gave us, and preserved to this day without corruption in the Masorite copies.
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Shanghai Dan’s teleprompter is being operated by the same guy as spoke to Hawah/Eve in Genesis ch 3. :o)
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So could the story of Noah, as retold in Genesis, also be from a different perspective? Or is this a case where you choose to believe it is 100% literal and completely, factually accurate? What leads you to accept that part of Genesis as inerrant in factual details, but accept different interpretations of an event as recorded in the first two chapters?
Hey, if you want to emulate Mohammed and assume that a version of the Bible that you have is 100% inerrant in every single word as recorded, perfectly factual in details (rather than perfect in spirit and intent and deeper truths), then be my guest. You’re welcome to an Islamic view of the Bible...
When do you start cutting the heads of those who don’t agree?
I feel bad for the koalas who have to walk from Turkey to Australia.
LOL! But don’t you know, they don’t walk - they rode in the pouches of Kangaroos. And the dingoes motivated the ‘roos to move right along!
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Those that are competent in the ancient pictographic renditions say that there is even more detail than our English translations reveal, and no room to squirm.
Paleo Hebrew is a deep, multi-layered language literally invented by Yehova.
I see no conflict between these two premises.
Poor butthurt Delugists, if they only realized how far back the conspiracy ran!
Wrong. They are quite happy with accepting the RESULTS of evolution up to Family (even Order) level, but they never mention it.
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