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Applicant: Well, I type about 90 words a minute. I’m completely well-versed in all IBM and Macintosh programs.

George: (looking over her resume) Well Miss Coggins you're ah, obviously qualified for the job. You've all the necessary skills and experience. But you're extremely attractive. you're gorgeous. I’m looking at you, I can't even remember my name. So ah, I’m afraid this is not going to work out (he crumples her resume into a ball) Thanks for coming in.

(the camera is now back on the applicant's seat, but another even more attractive woman is seated there)
George: You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra. I’m terribly sorry. (both George and the attractive female applicant stand up as George reaches across the desk and shakes her hand for coming in)

(A very plain looking applicant now sits across from George)

Ade: As you can see my references are impeccable. I think I’d be a real asset here. My only concern is, I do take care of my mother. So will there be any late night?

George:. I can't imagine.
71 posted on 08/23/2016 4:40:53 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Hillary is Satan's spiritual advisor.)
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To: Old Yeller

There was an investigation into whether secretaries hired on Washington DC were hired based on looks or actual skill.

It was discovered that 57% of secretaries
could touch-type, while the rest of them
were just hunt ‘n’ peckers.


75 posted on 08/23/2016 4:56:12 PM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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