You: the Brazilian side of the story is one hundred percent true. The American side of the story is one hundred percent false.
Ok.
The swimmers at the very least imbellished the story. Even they admit that.
But all they had to do was keep their mouths shut, but instead by making up a story, they just lost millions of dollars in endorsment deals.
And they do not put you on the cover of a Wheaties box for Gold Medaling in Stupidity.