Two ways (mebbe more) to go on this:
1) Under "White Privilege", write "A father at Home", "A job", "A work ethic", "Hard work", "No sense of entitlement", etc.
2) Write "Black Privilege" - "leave your attitude here".
Maybe that would work. Since I have a huge boat’s worth of a boat load of self confidence I would add in self deprecating humor along with it. Since Political Correctness is a religion it has its confessions of sins as part of its liturgy. What you wrote would be part of my confession.