[CommieCutter]

She has a pen and a phone.

[IVAXMAN]

Hello, Govna, I will be there next week, I am sooo tired i just got up from a nap and need another one. I will have some Foreign governments send some monies to my Clinton Foundation, that meas you should be getting about 10% of what they send me, oh well then Bill has to take his cut too, so it might be less then that. Anyway oh I need a rest, this is soo tiring...yawn...

[Jmouse007]

Picture feeble, ill and decrepit Hillary Clinton in a totally secret location; laying in bed, hooked up to IVs for a total blood transfusion and full of meds to keep her alive, propped up with much-needed "comfy" pillows, nurses and pastic surgeons at her side while her face neck and hands are being injected full of botox in preparation for her next "public appearance".

Weak voice: "H, h, he ...hello governor, i, i, ...it's me, Hillary, how's it going?"

MSM nightly news reporters democRAT "lead story:

"Hillary Clinton took time out if her busy schedule to call the governor of Louisiana to get a first-hand account of the devastation. Because 'she cares'."