[Buckeye McFrog]

Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.

[Mr. Douglas]

This has GOT to be satire!

[shotgun]

Barvitta???

Reminded me of an old Rich Pryor joke about when a black wino met a vampire:

Wino: “What’s your name fool?”

Vampire: “Dracula”

Wino: “DRACULA!, What kind of name is that for a n.....?

[blackdog]

Another one!? Same thing about two years ago.