Posted on 08/15/2016 3:35:40 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?
Otto West: Apes don’t read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it.
Harambe memes in 3-2-1....
They’re also wonderful bouncers.
“a group of researchers found that large primates exhibit a type of taste memory thought to be unique to humans.”
It seems pets and other large animals have this - they tend to like certain things and know to avoid certain things that may harm them.
I don’t see how this is some new discovery.
What do you mean that you’re out of bananas for banana daiquiris again?
Always tip your bartender. Or they’ll rip your arms out of their sockets.
As a former restaurant owner are you telling me bartenders aren’t monkeys? Who knew? :)
But not liberals. When their experiences go awry they just double down. I think we need a designated branch on the human family tree for them. A stumpy branch that never flowers.
The machines are going to take over.
This is the future because businesses cannot be competitive in this environment. Regulation, taxes, HR costs, labor strikes, lawsuits, rising health care costs, wage increases, and more hidden costs for employees are strangling business. Once automated machines are available any business owner would be a fool to not invest heavily in them and shed themselves of problems and costs.
As long as they make a good 7 and 7.
I started bartending at a young age.
By the time I was 26 I was managing a series of bars.
Once, another bartender and I were confined for three hours in a ‘bar’ (really just a occasional use bar for meetings of this type) while awaiting the end of an owners association on a lake in Minnesota. VERY expensive property and open bar for 300+ folks from all over the country.
The other bartender and I made a wager: pick the last five drinkers to leave the annual meeting.
His picks were #1, #3, #4 and two others who left much earlier.
I won with #1, #2, #3, #4 and, damn it(!) #6.
It was easy for me... by that time I had 15+ years reading folks who order drinks.
No monkey can do that...
Heh ... this reminds me of a variation on an old joke that could go something like:
Wondering about his ancestry, a liberal-progressive looked up his family tree and an ape sh!t on him ...
I, for one welcome our automated AI robotic overlords.
already happened.
My kids and I joke around as we walk around and say , “Robot”. Burger flippers, pizza makers, ticket takers, servers at theaters, check out clerks, mechanics, etc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBF7EE2xnN4
Won’t stop the inventory shrink...
What if the monkey were expert at selling the drinks?
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