It don't even matter what we got or anyone else got. Russia can have it's stupid little boats, because we are about to elect our chyampion!
She has been fighting her whole life to fill her bank account, and now she wants to fight for us!
No one can stand up to Super Seizure Depends Carpet Munching Valium Shooting Alcy Psycho Granny!
GO, AMERICA!
or something