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Under the "not too bright" category of criminal.

Full title:

"Former Citibank Employee Sentenced to 21 Months in Federal Prison for Causing Intentional Damage to a Protected Computer"

1 posted on 07/30/2016 6:17:58 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

But did he mean to do it????


2 posted on 07/30/2016 6:18:58 AM PDT by harwood (You don't wanna go there.)
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To: dynachrome

TWO TIERED AMERICA ALERT


Poor fellow.

Not born a Clinton or a member of Congress.


3 posted on 07/30/2016 6:20:19 AM PDT by Diogenesis ("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
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To: dynachrome

“They was firing me...

Memo “Get ALL money out of Citi asap!”


4 posted on 07/30/2016 6:21:45 AM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: dynachrome

I can’t seem to find a pic of the perp.


5 posted on 07/30/2016 6:26:39 AM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: dynachrome

Causing INTENTIONAL damage. The new standard.


7 posted on 07/30/2016 6:30:07 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: dynachrome

The incredible thing is that someone so illiterate and so stupid was employed by Citibank in the first place.


8 posted on 07/30/2016 6:30:25 AM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: dynachrome

So he wiped it, but not like, with a cloth?


9 posted on 07/30/2016 6:30:51 AM PDT by bigbob (The Hillary indictment will have to come from us.)
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To: dynachrome

The secret “Office Space” dream of every IT worker... lol

(I kid, I kid...)


11 posted on 07/30/2016 6:38:17 AM PDT by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: dynachrome

Doesn’t Citibank do backups? Or have a redundant system?
Shutting down a single server should not shut down a properly configured system.
Even my home system can immediately sense that a computer is offline and a second PC takes over without pausing.
I host Vietnamese films for my wife on a system made with just 2 Dell $250 refurbs. If a machine goes down (or does the Windows update reboot) the other machine continues and the content delivered to the TV doesn’t even momentarily pause. I also use the same system for word processing, web surfing and other stuff.
It’s inconceivable that a bank wouldn’t do this.


16 posted on 07/30/2016 6:46:06 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (The reason for Gun Control has always been Government's Fear of Rebellion.)
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To: dynachrome
“They was firing me. I just beat them to it. Nothing personal, the upper management need to see what they guys on the floor is capable of doing when they keep getting mistreated.”

I'm mildly surprised that things like this don't happen more often, given the constant round of layoffs most large corporations undergo.

17 posted on 07/30/2016 6:51:26 AM PDT by Lower Deck
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To: dynachrome

Based on the syntax I’m getting a mental picture......


18 posted on 07/30/2016 6:52:47 AM PDT by clintonh8r
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To: dynachrome

They was...

They guys...

I’m guessing he qualified for the job in a non-academic way.


21 posted on 07/30/2016 7:00:56 AM PDT by Bogey78O (We had a good run. Coulda been great still.)
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To: dynachrome

He didn’t get Hillary’s gold-plated treatment from the federal government.

After all, he didn’t mean to do it. Isn’t that Hillary’s defense?

Then why does she skate and he goes to prison and has to pay restitution?


35 posted on 07/30/2016 9:06:01 AM PDT by goldstategop ((In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever))
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To: dynachrome

“Protected” computer? Was it black, Hispanic or homosexual?


38 posted on 07/30/2016 9:23:51 AM PDT by JimRed (Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
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