[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

Gathering of rogues
In need of hick'ry shampoo
Hey, there's Trigglypuff!

[Buckeye McFrog]

We Pledge Allegiance
to the Palestinian Flag
in our Various States of Dysfunction
As this Republic
We seek to destroy
One Nation
Led by Satan
Indefensible
with Syrians
and Free Birth Control
for all