[Shanghai Dan]

I’ll take a Milwaukee Sawzall, the assault rifle of power tools. With one of those in your hands, you are invincible.

A Sawzall can separate anything! And with Duct Tape, you can put anything back together! All a guy needs...

[henkster]

Duct Tape is a roll of immortality; it will make anything last forever. I have several pairs of yard shoes in the garage as proof.