Encore! ENCORE!
Oh, wait...
Setting one’s self on fire is a great act.
It might even get Tead on a show like ‘Canada’s Got Talent!’.
Unfortunately when sending the DVD to them, someone’s going to have to admit,
“Yeah, pouring gasoline over his head and lighting himself on fire is a great act.
“Boffo actually.
“But he can only do it once.”