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1. Resist the urge to defame the entire party.
2. Paint the picture.
3. Commit herself to bipartisanship in foreign policy.
4. She can defend George W. Bush now and then — against Trump.
5. Elevate the qualities Trump lacks; support the values he derides.

I may be an old conservative cynic, but I don't think those will win it for her. Here are my five:

1. Face Off! Just like in that John Woo movie, a facectomy would vastly improve her chances.

2. Huma! Huma! Beach Party Video! Men like lesbian porn, right?

3. Weiner on a bun: Anthony Weiner comes out as gay and...hey! This one makes leftist sense, because according to their math; 25% of everyone is gay. Hill needs to mine that vast trove of gay Republicans.

4. Someone else said Seppuku. There are no bad ideas, let's work with that. This is a one shot deal, so Hillary signs a binding contract that she will commit ritual Japanese suicide on January 20, 2021. Hill gets one term, and the rest of us get justice.

5. Hillary goes full Commie! In other words, she pivots to the right to appease the slightly-less wide eyed useful idiots, and all the "independents", you know, those squishes that think having no ideals is a virtue.