Like dude, that is so totally bogus.
I am going to complain to the Superintendent of Schools. I plan to take the 405 to Ventura Boulevard, hang a left on Kenzie-Deeks Avenue and have a tofu with Grainger before ending the day with a stiff single malt at Hedy’s office.
Hope I don’t step on her, she’s only three inches high.
And of course Harvey Milk signed the Declaration of Independence and was a Revolutionary War hero. Why not go full on with this nonsense?