[Michael.SF.]

I can just hear his defense:

"But officer, did you see the fabulous soft leather pumps she was wearing? They were divine and FUSCHIA! oh my gawd so cute. I have to get a pair and just wanted a picture so I could match them. Oh by the way, did I tell you how handsome you are in the uniform? Did you have it tailored?"

[glennaro]

His defense before the judge likely distills down to: "Well, your honor, I felt like a woman going in but then I felt like a man watching her undress."

Sounds like a joke, right? ... but in our very sick justice system it's a defense that could likely prevail!