I started to watch, but Martha makes me puke for some reason.
When I was a kid, if I said I was to sick to go to school, my dad would say, "Well I guess you'll just have to stay home and watch Martha Stewart with your mom." I would feel better and go to school. Man I hated that show.
Might be that she has been a bulimic retard for so long that it is only natural to consider it catching.
Or it could just be that she is sickening.
Martha Ratzazz