[Blue Jays]

That is a truly horrific narrative. Sorry about the tragedy the family of your coworker suffered.
If one is going to commit a crime in the United States today, the best bet is to be an illegal alien.

[EagleUSA]

“..If one is going to commit a crime in the United States today, the best bet is to be an illegal alien....”

Yes, you will be taken care of by the Governor himself. Juan Marilio Jeraldo Brown.