Hey, I’ve got an idea. My brother in law makes these bracelets. He can print anything on them. How about we come up with a snappy slogan to print on them, get the government to buy a few million of them and hand them out? It would be a whole lot safer than actually addressing the problem. Besides, my brother in law could use the business.
I’m sure the “migrants” will take the time to read those wristbands, assuming they can read.