[Billthedrill]

We're more advanced these days. Now we have to think of things other than beer, such as cups to put the beer into and refrigerators to chill it. Recently translated from the cuneiform is a song about it:

Do, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Fa, a long way to get beer,
So, I think I'll have a beer,
La, la la la la la beer
Ti, no thanks, I'm drinking beer,
That will bring us back to - DOH!

Homer Simpson, Sumerian nuclear engineer

[PROCON]

More importantly...

Dr. Demento ~ In Heaven There is No Beer