Have you got any o’ them superautomaticlistic, eight guage revolting rifles with the self reloading clips that hold six hundred bullets and fire six times every time you fart?
That super congressman that was on the teevee with the 700 round per minute data should be able to tell you where to buy them — probably at the Trump Casino in the Vatican.
I am specially fond of those fully automatic 8 gauges myself so let me know if you find a two for one sale.