Ayatollah Khamenei is Dead, but Remains Alive [DEBKA]

Debka ^ | June 25,2016 | self

[Nifster]

It’s Debka. They declare folks dead at least twice a week. NO ONE else is reporting it

[Flick Lives]

Some say Khamenei and some say Khomeini, some say po-ta-to and some say po-tay-to, Khamenei, Khomeini, to-mah-to, to-may-to lets throw the whole thing out!

[Company Man]

Think they’ll be able to get him in the ground without spilling his remains out of the coffin? (Like that other cock-a-khameni)

[freepersup]

Tough question. The Assembly of Experts will make the appointment. A holy man or ummah will be picked, is all I know.

[The most powerful political office in the Islamic Republic of Iran is that of the Supreme Leader, of which there have been two: the founder of the Islamic Republic, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, and his successor, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. The Supreme Leader is appointed and supervised by Assembly of Experts. The Assembly of Experts is a publicly elected body, given that the right to stand as candidate is severely limited by the Guardian Council consisting of six clerics appointed by the Supreme Leader and six lawyers nominated by the head of the judicial system of Iran (himself selected by the Supreme Leader). The Supreme leader is the Head of State with some Executive powers related to Defense, Religious affairs and Guardian Council.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Iran

[Billthedrill]

I’m over it.

[USMCPOP]

Looks like wishful thinking.

http://en.mediamass.net/people/ali-khamenei/deathhoax.html

[ronnie raygun]

Will he go to mourn

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Glad he is taking the eternal dirt nap but someone will take his place.

[mkjessup]

It’s coffin droppin time!

LOL, couldn't happen to a nicer guy!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8LnSi7U3S0

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Crap. Just googled and found dead ayatollah rumors go around at least once a year.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

I am reminded of “The Onion” - Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Check the date. 2015

[NFHale]

Natural causes, or somebody who’d just had enough?

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Obama is relieved the should be dead ayatollah is not.
:)

[BushCountry]

He was reported dead in 2009, 2012, 2015 (3 times), and now. The B@st@rd won’t stay dead.

[nevergore]

Why did you ruin my happy moment with a picture of the Muslim-in-Chief?!?!?

[Vaquero]

Rot, raghead. May he be buried in bacon grease.

[wally_bert]

If true, Jimmah has a sadz....

[MIchaelTArchangel]

May he Rot in Hell and get sequentially porked by al-Lah’s (that is, Satan’s) hogs.

[Vendome]