**** “she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose ...
with that nose” ****
Or suck the Chrome off a Trailer Hitch (HT Willie Nelson)
Either way that would be an interesting Petri Dish to study, you know for Science an all.
Or as we used to say, She could pull a vacuum on an onion sack!
(Actually we referred that to certain supervisors (He) who got their promotions without qualifying for them)