[CAluvdubya]

The recoil bruised my shoulder. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary case of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.

This paragraph, where each sentence was more ridiculous than the previous ones, had me rolling on the floor laughing hysterically!

What an idiot!

[Covenantor]

Yes...but in his social set he can dine out forever with the story getting more lurid and ridiculous with each retelling.

He actually went into the lions den “and it was horrible, just horrible, too horrible for words.... Let me tell you...and the bruises...OMG!... The bruises and....”

That’s just another form of porn for progressives. They eat up all those “victim narratives”.

He is now a bona fide gun expert in the world in which he lives.

[UCANSEE2]

For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.