[eyeamok]

note to bartenders, keep a Full Glass of Lighter fluid and a Bic Lighter Handy at ALL TIMES. When Johnny Jihad acts up douse him and then light it up.

[SandRat]

A beer Tap Hammer would be handy to to RING the Rag Head's Bell.

[VRW Conspirator]

keep a Full Glass of Lighter fluid and a Bic Lighter Handy

Call that new drink a "burnt offering". (thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal)