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Jump-Kicking Kangaroo Ruptures Woman’s Breast Implants
Big Government (Breitbart) ^
| May 31, 2016
| Warner Todd Huston
Posted on 06/01/2016 7:54:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A woman who was cycling in Australia reported to authorities she was attacked by a kangaroo with a jump-kick that hit her so hard it burst her breast implants.
Sharon Heinrich said that she and a friend were biking along a public trail in Clare Valley in South Australia when the kangaroo began to chase them.
The 45-year-old cyclist said as the two began to ride past the beast, it gave chase then leapt at them first using its powerful legs to slam into her and then springing off to hit her companion, Helen Salter, 47.
Both were knocked off their bikes and seriously injured.
Ive gone to ride past, I thought: Hes cute, and hes just jumped me and taken out the side of me, Heinrich said of the attack. As Im falling, I felt him push off me and then hes flown to Helen and taken her out.
We flew probably one-and-a-half meters after he hit us, she added.
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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: attack; australia; breastimplants; clarevalley; dang; kangaroo; women
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It sounds like her airbags deployed when she hit the kangaroo...
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:55:40 PM PDT
by
aMorePerfectUnion
(BREAKING.... Vulgarian Resistance begins attack on the GOPe Death Star.....)
To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
Kangaroo takes out boobies!
DANG!
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:55:50 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(0bama's insane rantings prove that power deludes, and absolute power deludes absolutely.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Here’s a juicy one for ya.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I have an acquaintance, she works in IT in Denver. Has implants. Goes on a work related “team building” exercise to a paintball place. Takes a round to the implant. It deflates...
To: aMorePerfectUnion
It sounds like her airbags deployed when she hit the kangaroo... LOL! Airbags! Bumpers save lives, so do airbags!
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:58:16 PM PDT
by
roadcat
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well, ain’t that a kick in the ...
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:58:39 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Someone needs to tie that Kangaroo down.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:00:50 PM PDT
by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So, we’ve determined who has more bounce to the ounce.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:02:20 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(Avoiding the Truth-Hillary's only expertise)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
They should stop using their bikes and boobs as weapons against these poor kangaroos. Ban bikes where Kangaroo live and play. These people are probably Kangaroo haters.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:04:29 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
She should consider herself lucky that she didn't cross one of the 35,000 Australian species that can kill you just by looking at you.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:07:30 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(An orange jumpsuit is the new black pantsuit.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Kangaroos hate breast implants too?
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:08:45 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
To: gigster
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that’s it hanging on the shed.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:11:26 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: KarlInOhio
The legendary “Chuck Norris” kangaroo? I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never known of anyone who has survived an encounter with one.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:15:35 PM PDT
by
AF_Blue
("America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936)
To: gigster
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:18:45 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(0bama's insane rantings prove that power deludes, and absolute power deludes absolutely.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:33:29 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
How about thanking those fun-bags for saving her life? A kangaroo kick to the chest powerful enough to burst those could have collapsed a lung or stopped her heart.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:39:48 PM PDT
by
Future Useless Eater
(Chicago politics = corrupted capitalism = takeover by COMMUNity-ISM)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A woman with large, fake hooters sits down in a dark Sydney movie theater and after her eyes adjust, suspects a kangaroo is sitting in the next seat.
She fearfully asks, “Are you a ‘roo?”
The kangaroo replies, “Yes, I am.”
“What are you doing in a movie theater?”
“Well, I liked the book.”
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posted on
06/01/2016 9:10:18 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are roos good eats ? Seems like there is an over abundance of ‘em.
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posted on
06/01/2016 9:17:51 PM PDT
by
Kellis91789
(We hope for a bloodless revolution, but revolution is still the goal.)
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