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Not a bad idea. Now, if they can invent one that detects 'crazy' I'll be a loyal customer. I'll buy them as gifts.
1 posted on 05/31/2016 10:08:02 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Their website has positions open for Installation Specialists? wth?


2 posted on 05/31/2016 10:09:17 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (HTTP 500 - Internal Server Error)
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To: servo1969

Can they still hang on the White House Christmas Tree?


3 posted on 05/31/2016 10:10:15 AM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: servo1969

Like “smart guns” I suppose with finger print readers?


4 posted on 05/31/2016 10:10:25 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: servo1969

Do they have plans for a transgender version?


5 posted on 05/31/2016 10:11:48 AM PDT by Steely Tom (Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
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. . . if they can invent one that detects 'crazy'

Not difficult. Crazy seems to run close to 100%.

6 posted on 05/31/2016 10:13:58 AM PDT by Pollster1 (Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan)
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To: servo1969

The “iPon”?


7 posted on 05/31/2016 10:15:19 AM PDT by Wolfie
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8 posted on 05/31/2016 10:15:27 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: servo1969
well here's one crazy tampon wannabe


9 posted on 05/31/2016 10:17:36 AM PDT by xp38
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I told my female co-worker about this — She literally laughed out loud in my face and said and I quote, “that could quite possibly be THE single most smartest thing ever in the history of mankind ever stuck in a woman’s vagina.”

No lie, it made me laugh too....


10 posted on 05/31/2016 10:17:46 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: servo1969

Smart Tampons?..

What like Kotext? i Pad Pad?


11 posted on 05/31/2016 10:19:17 AM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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Yeah, that’s what you want...to cram a microchip up ya.


13 posted on 05/31/2016 10:20:49 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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So that’s what Prince Charles was up to when he said he wanted to be Camilla Parker Bowles’ tampon. He was only concerned about her health.

http://expressindia.indianexpress.com/news/fullstory.php?newsid=44686


15 posted on 05/31/2016 10:22:12 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: servo1969

Will there be a Deluxe Brand that vibrates and hums?
It beeps while it sweeps!


17 posted on 05/31/2016 10:27:31 AM PDT by lee martell
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Just say NO!!!


18 posted on 05/31/2016 10:32:31 AM PDT by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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To: servo1969; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; Larry Lucido
I think a Smart Sponge would be a much better idea.

It could test both the man and the woman.

Of course the man would need to be sponge worthy.

19 posted on 05/31/2016 10:34:18 AM PDT by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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An amazing medical future is getting closer. With our technology, we will be able to detect problems sooner and stop the problem before it costs enormous sums of money.

So as funny as the reaction might be to this, it is a good thing to use technology to monitor our health.


20 posted on 05/31/2016 10:34:54 AM PDT by doug from upland
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It won’t solve the root problem of people having unprotected sex with people they don’t know well enough to be doing that.

Science won’t ever take the place of morals, responsibility and individual choice.


23 posted on 05/31/2016 10:39:45 AM PDT by b4me
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To: servo1969

Will they have a vibrating version?


28 posted on 05/31/2016 11:12:34 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (The root word of vigilante is vigilant!)
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To: servo1969

They would need a whole crate of them for Hilliary.

Which gives me an idea. Could they have one that gives a electrical shock every time she lies? Just think of it, she wouldnt ever have to have her hair curled again.

Oh I know..she has had her change of life which has been ongoing for her entire life.


29 posted on 05/31/2016 11:18:42 AM PDT by crz
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As long as the also test the tampons used by men who self identify as female.


30 posted on 05/31/2016 11:31:29 AM PDT by Brookhaven (Hillary Clinton stood next to the coffin of an American soldier and lied to his parents' face)
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