Hey everybody, I just figured out what a True Conservative™ is! A True Conservative™ is anyone who supports Ted Cruz; everyone else, by definition, is therefore NOT a True Conservative™. That is, all conservatives who support Ted Cruz are True Conservatives™, but not all conservatives are True Conservatives™.
I’m glad I FINALLY figured out what a True Conservative™ is; this has been bugging me for quite a while now, and it turns out the answer is quite simple, not complicated at all like I had originally thought.
Love the trademark. Cruz - the fountain and spring of pure conservative thought and ideology. Go play in your ideological sandbox Cruz and let the real men lead.
Clarification. Conservatives are not unethical, lying, immoral, back stabbers. Ted Cruz is the poster boy for those with these attributes; thus he is not a conservative.
And, according to Glen Beck, anyone who is merely a conservative and does not have the salvational covering of True Conservatism and votes for Trump goes to hell.