White-collar criminals (the GOP-e) are not numerous enough to win elections. They are too much like the commies of the Democrat party, and the commie voters just vote for the real thing.
Apparently there is a majority of American voters who had no representation from either the commie Democrats or the commie GOP-e. These people are now voting for Trump.
Well except there was this one time, at band camp, when, with the assistance from their Ambassador to the Netherlands, somebody managed to blow a ginormous electorial bubble up America's wherever...