There were never any floods before Al Gore.
I confess...the floods started out small when we bought our first Explorer. They started getting worse when we bought a second Explorer for our daughter in college. But they became horrendous when I added my Expedition to the family fleet in 2007.
There’s good news, however. The two Explorers are in SUV Heaven and the girls replaced them with downsized Ford Escapes.
You can thank us if the floods are lessening. Try to keep the applause down...I’m headed to bed.
That’s true, what was I thinking?