[DCBryan1]

Stolen from another Freepers on another thread:

Top replies:

1) None of your business
2) Did you learn that at Medical school?
3) Who is your malpractice insurance? Do they know you are asking non medical questions?
4) FOAD
5) (my favorite) No. And I'm not hiding any Jews in the attic either.

[DCBryan1]

I was asked this and the pediatric doctor actually said she was embarrassed to ask it. My wife and I rehearsed this and said "NO, but we probably should. I'm from CA and we don't have guns out there".

The truth is that we have a gun trust, so legally, and ETHICALLY, we can say: "NO. WE DON"T OWN ANY GUNS....because the trust "owns" them (inside an LLC).

If the Doc paraphrased differently, we have rehearsed a different answer:
Doc: "Do you have ACCESS to firearms"
Our reply: "Our neighbor is a cop, lives alone, and leaves his gun on his nightstand so I guess we could bonk him on the head and take his, otherwise NO".

[Stentor]

Any reply from me will be contingent upon the doctor answering if he/she keeps items of value in their homes. For example, “do you have any gold or silver jewelry at home?”.