“I went on a blind date, and this chick was ugly! I took her to the top of the Empire State building, and planes started attacking her!”
“She was really fat, too. How fat? Every time she wore stilettos, she struck oil!”
I don’t get no respect!
apologies to Rodney...
She’s so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled “Rape” and they both said “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
I took her to the beach.
A guys asked me what I used for bait.