“I found myself timing liquid consumption so I wouldn’t have to use public restrooms.”
Maybe it’s smart to dump Target and Ross stock and reinvest in Depend. Their stock may jump quickly.
I know you're being facetious, but it's not a bad idea. KMC (Kimberly Clark) manufacturers Depends. Their stock is down a bit, at $127. It actually makes sense that the products they produce will have increased demand, from both the depends crowd and for their other products. I'm thinking young migrant women and the children they will produce.
But, alas, it's out of my wheel house. I trade hardly as all, and only really cheap risky stuff that has some potential.