I have a song I sing, It’s called “You just put your hand on my penis. That’s assault”.
Except it is not a song. I say it every time I go through security. AND I SAY IT LOUDLY. They hate that.
I also inform people as they are getting felt up “That’s assault. They could go to jail for that”.
The TSA person inevitably tells me to move away and not interfere, and I always appear to comply, but move 10 feet away and repeat the statement.
I have not been arrested yet.
Keep in mind that at SFO the molesters are actual, overt homos. They should be arrested for homosexual molestation, IMO.
At security when I do this, I sense that 95% of the people around me are bleating sheep. They don’t get the big picture; they just see me being an @ss.
man T-Bone, you and i are on the same page. you sound like a good Texan...
“I sense that 95% of the people around me are bleating sheep”.
I sense that your sense is on the low side, prolly more like 99.9%