[Mouton]

I admit I know not much about London politics or political figures but I think this guy sees exactly what is going on in Europe. Best advice I can give the Brits: flood the chunnel.

[mkjessup]

Best advice I can give the Brits: flood the chunnel.

Funny you should mention that.

I recall a story back when the UK was taking bids on building the chunnel, huge, massive bids in the billions, but the low bid was from a pair of Irish construction lads, the O'Malley Brothers. They bid the equivalent of $300,000 for the whole job.

The O'Malleys were called in to explain how they proposed to build the chunnel for such a low bid. Ian O'Malley smiled and explained "it's easy, me brother will sail over to the French side, I'll stay here on British soil, and we'll both start digging with these brand new shovels we got, and we'll meet in the middle under the channel, job completed!!"

The inevitable question: "that sounds all well and good, but what if perchance you and your brother happen to MISS each other under the channel?"

Ian O'Malley beams and says "ahhh our misfortune is your gain, you'll get TWO tunnels for the price of one!"