He’s also not African American
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
He’s also not from the ‘hood. He went to one of the top prep schools in the country, and his grandmother was a senior vice-president of the second largest bank in the state. You can start with his phony black accent and go on from there.